Page 1: A Dive into Donald’s Destiny
INT. DIVE BAR – NIGHT
The ambiance is dim, with the clinking of glasses and murmurs of patrons. DONALD TRUMP, a young and ambitious bartender with a distinctive hairdo, is polishing glasses behind the bar.
DONALD (under his breath) Big dreams, Donald. Big dreams.
Enter JIM, a mysterious figure with a mischievous grin.
JIM (leaning on the bar) Hey, Donald, make it a double. And here’s something for your troubles.
Jim hands Donald a gold coin.
DONALD (raising an eyebrow) What’s this? Pirate treasure?
JIM (chuckling) No, it’s your father’s inheritance. Thought you could use it.
Jim winks and exits, leaving Donald baffled.
Page 2: The Golden Gamble
INT. DIVE BAR – LATER
Donald examines the gold coin, intrigued. His co-worker, LARRY, leans in.
LARRY (mockingly) A gold coin, huh? You hit the jackpot, Donald?
DONALD (grinning) You never know, Larry. This might be my ticket to greatness.
Donald flips the gold coin like a poker chip.
LARRY (raising an eyebrow) Greatness? Buddy, this is a dive bar, not a fairy tale.
Donald chuckles and slips the gold coin into his pocket.
Page 3: The Midas Touch
INT. TRUMP TOWER – DAY (A FEW YEARS LATER)
Fast forward a few years. Donald Trump, now a successful businessman, sits in his lavish office. His assistant, MEGAN, enters.
MEGAN You’ve got a call, Mr. Trump. It’s the President.
DONALD (smiling) Tell him I’ll call him back. I’m busy turning things to gold here.
As Megan exits, Donald takes out the same gold coin.
DONALD (CONT’D) (laughing) Who knew a single coin could change everything?
INT. DIVE BAR – FLASHBACK
Cut to a quick flashback of the dive bar where it all began.
Page 4: The Comedy of Coincidences
INT. COMEDY CLUB – NIGHT (A FEW YEARS LATER)
Donald, now the President, stands at a comedy club microphone, addressing the audience.
DONALD You know, folks, I once tended bar in a dive joint. A guy walked in, gave me a gold coin, and here I am!
Crowd laughs.
DONALD (CONT’D) Who’d have thought? Turns out, sometimes all it takes is a little gold and a lot of audacity.
Donald winks at the audience, and the crowd erupts in laughter.
FADE OUT…to a panned scene of penitentiary grounds..
TO BE CONTINUED….
Disclaimer: This script is a work of fiction created for comedic purposes. It is not intended to represent real events, individuals, androids, or Aliens. Any similarities to actual persons living or dead, jack-asses, robots, extraterrestrials and even, fictional figures, are purely coincidental.
